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Success O a sis
W hen you find yourself in hot water for doing something you shouldn’t, you
might want to learn the meanings of the below insults just in case a boss,
coworker or loved one throws one of these obscure lines your way:
Regardless of how nice the views may
be from your office, home is where the
heart is. Take a look at these residential
offerings to take your personal life to
the next level.
$4,650,000 3 Bedroom/4.5 Bath; 4,000 sq. ft.;
Ana Somarriba; 305.215.1686
“Hey, Fridge Face…”
When someone says this to
you, even in jest, they are
either calling you chubby or
referring to the dumb face
made when we look into the
refrigerator and see nothing
but a can of pickles, expired
milk and some rancid meat
and vegetables. Either way,
it’s not a complement.
“You’re In The Blender!” “Ha! Coffee Clothes!”
If someone threatens to stick
you in a blender, it usually
means you’re about to get fired,
divorced or killed. There’s
absolutely no way around it.
Nothing’s worse than being
trapped in a hypothetical
smoothie-maker with a finger on
the CRUSH button. Don’t let it
get to this point. It ain’t pretty.
When you hear this one, it’s
too late. Not only is your shirt
ruined, but you’ll be sore and
bruised from the coffee pot
that was catapulted your way.
Maybe the drycleaners can
help, but you might have to
relive the whole experience if
they ask you how your shirt
got soaked in Folgers.
Signature mark Bowls anywhere
You can leave your
almost you go — all you need is a stack of Post-Its
and a pen. But if you want to leave something
behind that’ll be etched in eternity, you
might want to check out the Steuben Glass
Grand Signature Bowl, complete with
diamond-tipped sterling silver scribe for
etching. Start lining up the autographs
today for $6,100 at Steuben.com.
If you want to spruce up your
cube, nothing breathes new life
into a stale workspace than live
plants. Here are a few of our
favorite botany picks worthy of
adorning your desk.
28 brickell magazine
orchid This sophisticated plant exudes
confidence, power and a mature
charm that will earn you the respect
you deserve — and get you a couple
of secret admirers.
$609,000 2 Bedroom/2 Bath; Oceanfront
Barnes Int’l Realty; 305.361.2233
$3,400,000 4 Bedroom/3 Bath
Brigitte de Langeron; 305.244.7493
$645,000 2 Bedrooms/2 Bath; Bayfront Corner
Carlos Coto; 305.803.3059
Nothing says “rugged risk-taker” like a
bold, prickly cactus. Since it requires little
to no attention, you’ll have more time
to focus on things like chugging that
neglected water bottle on your desk.
Studies have shown that one glance
at a sunflower can make a person’s
day. Aren’t you glad you’re the one
putting smiles on everyone’s face?
Don’t worry, it won’t last long.